whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
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Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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