yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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