So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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