How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
honey bunches of taint.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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