ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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