fuck your aforementioned shoe
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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