Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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