So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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