You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
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