Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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