even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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