I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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