3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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