we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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