Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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