oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
So vagazzling was a success
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