Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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