So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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