I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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