Define "chronic" masturbator.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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