god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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