Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Randomize
