weddingsv make me drug and hornr
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Let's paint friendship bongs
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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