If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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