my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
