i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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