Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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