i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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