did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I wish you could order shots online.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
