The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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