normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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