He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Help. Why am I so naked?
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