Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
my vag is so smooth its legendary
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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