If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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