he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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