Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize