So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Randomize
