but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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