Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize