trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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