i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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