Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
you inspire me to be a worse person
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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