Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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