Apparently you make a good broom.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Randomize
