i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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