Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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