***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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