take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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