Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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