Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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