this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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