Moan for me like Helen Keller
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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