we're blogging at a bar
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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