Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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